Browning725:)

Haha funny chap

Gotta love the odd cock up

Haha I'll get a Chelsea top haha

first name Neil

Haha it's great when people don't know others never fails to make me smile hahaa

There needs to be a like button on people's comments shootingegg

If I'm truthful he didn't look like he could hit water if he fell out of a boat but it's not the size I guess Glad my hot sweaty regret filled moment has cheered some of you lot up hahaha

well the best bit was his top boy at millwall and apparently there (hard) so kinda glad I didn't get asked the same question by the husband hahaha

As some of you know I run a company the refurbishes alloy wheels and some minor car detailing work. I was at a customers house detailing a Mercedes 4x4 and all was going very well, the wife of the client came home in her bmw and as usual they try to start a conversation to show a bit of interest in what's being done the there husbands cars. The wife then asked me the question ( who do you want to win the football this season ) I should have answered hmm not sure but instead I was feeling unite comfortable so I answered ( I don't mined really it's all **** to me just a load of over paid Nancy boys chasing after a piece of inflated pig bladder ) the wife just chuckled and went inside so I thought no more of it. Half hour later the family went out and left me to collect the money when finished from there gardener. So jobs done and the gardener appears and says to me( how many people like this to I work for ) I answer (what rich) he answers no ........... Proffessional footballers ........ ******

You can't buy talent haha but then again I'd be gutted if my motor spat me into a tree so I can see from both sides haha You can't buy talent haha but then again I'd be gutted if my motor spat me into a tree so I can see from both sides haha

Get to the clay ground first, its hard to hit a pigeon. Too bloody right it is

Snap. Lovely looking bit of kit

Yea well you know what I mean

I'm not sure buddy to be honest I don't treat that gun with the greatest of care but my local rfd seems to think I've nocked the out side and its magnified it in the bore...... Can't see it my self it's just one of life's mysterys I think I want a semi but I'm so used to an over and under I don't know if I'll like it ?

Leon Animal house ( nat lampoons) Best films ever