Yorkshire Pudding Posted January 30, 2003 Report Share Posted January 30, 2003 Any lads from here off to the waterloo cup??? all the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
columbus Posted January 30, 2003 Report Share Posted January 30, 2003 As it may be the last one im hoping to go. do tou know what date it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2003 http://www.countryside-alliance.org/features/030123loo.htm0 hows that ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted January 30, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2003 dont know how the hello that got there. sorry folks all the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted February 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2003 APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Time of return Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed: Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancée/wife retains the right to be ****** off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total Locations to be visited Females with whom conversation is permitted IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Notwithstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship. I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Robbie Williams concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit. I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct. Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: Request is: APPROVED DENIED This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. …………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time: Date: Time of departure: Time of return: Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancée/Wife: Thought i post u that gents. I've got my pass out signed for the thursday. all the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty Posted February 2, 2003 Report Share Posted February 2, 2003 Hey yp heres the shortened version, as used by myself, as and when occasions arise ? " I'm sorry, i didnt know any better?" works a treat,leaves em thinking they got one on you :evil: :evil: :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flightline Posted February 3, 2003 Report Share Posted February 3, 2003 Beats me how you married/partnered guys ever get to go shooting! :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
columbus Posted February 3, 2003 Report Share Posted February 3, 2003 Flightline. Its easy you just put your foot down and say" IM GOING SHOOTING if thats all right with you love". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted February 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2003 LOL@C you wish fella ....you meek ****** hehehe.. all the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
columbus Posted February 6, 2003 Report Share Posted February 6, 2003 dont laugh yp i wear the trousers in my house , and i got her permision to say so!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted February 6, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2003 Don't we all C So the 27th have you got your pass out :thumbs:? all the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted February 6, 2003 Report Share Posted February 6, 2003 :thumbs: Thought I was in a better boat than you henpecked blokes, as being divorced for years I thought I was a free man. During a phone call from my ex. the other day ,her parting words were " I hope you are not being so stupid to think of going out shooting in this weather." Sorry lads,theres no release from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
columbus Posted February 6, 2003 Report Share Posted February 6, 2003 YP of course i have and she's paying. Little bit of flannel goes a long way ho ho ho !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted February 11, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2003 Woohoo 16 more days to go . all the best Y.I.S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted February 13, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2003 woohoo 14 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted February 24, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2003 This thursday the 27th. Anybody for meeting up for the finals??? all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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