lurcherboy Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? A ll the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old. Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Doh! ........ Doh! ........... Doh! ........... Doh! :o Very, very good, I was working on climbing on the giraffe to cross the river Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 I was gonna shoot it, cut it up and then place in the fridge LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 What would you use to shoot a purple elephant? A purple elephant gun!! What would you use to shoot a white elephant? If your answer is, `A white elephant gun` you are wrong because there is no such thing as a white elephant!! What you do is twist the elephant`s trunk until it turns purple THEN shoot it with a purple elephant gun!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 :o You must be a 4 y/o. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted November 23, 2005 Report Share Posted November 23, 2005 Actually, I`m 4 years and 2 months so there!! What`s brown and green and if it fell from a tree it would probably kill you? A SNOOKER TABLE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted November 24, 2005 Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 If a pskia.. psichi... phsik... trick cyclist were to come onthis forum he could have a field day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted November 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2005 If a pskia.. psichi... phsik... trick cyclist were to come onthis forum he could have a field day. Or a breakdown B) LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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