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The 12 days of Chavmas


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On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a ***** in Burberry.

 

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops and a

***** in Burberry.

 

On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs, two

tracksuit tops and a ***** in Burberry.

 

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones, three

navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a ***** in Burberry.

 

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd

riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a

***** in Burberry.

 

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two

tracksuit tops and a ***** in Burberry.

 

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three

navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a ***** in Burberry.

 

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs,

four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a ***** in

Burberry.

 

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel

studs, two tracksuit tops and a ***** in Burberry.

 

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,

nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six

teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel

studs, two tracksuit tops and a ***** in Burberry.

 

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers pushing,

ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven

scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd

riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a

***** in Burberry.

 

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers

chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies

drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens

a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel

studs, two tracksuit tops and a ***** in Burberry

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