Gunnerman Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, how about playing weweechu." "Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon " said Jung Lee. "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time." Huan Cho begged. "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon." "Please, Jung Lee, just once play weeweechu with me." Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said "Ok, we'll play weeweechu." Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and both sang... "Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas, weeweechu a melly Chlistmas and a happy New Year." :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 The title said it all, :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNicholls Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking >the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went,in his obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo purchases? What doyou do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that theinspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzos." "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hardabout how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete **** like you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNicholls Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 A biker is sat in a transport cafe and is approached by a prostitute. Prostitute says, ever had any thrills darlin ? Biker replies, yeah coming down the A1 at 120 on me bike. Prostitute says, I mean have you ever felt a *** ? Biker replies, yeah when I fell off at the roundabout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 A biker is sat in a transport cafe and is approached by a prostitute. Prostitute says, ever had any thrills darlin ? Biker replies, yeah coming down the A1 at 120 on me bike. Prostitute says, I mean have you ever felt a *** ? Biker replies, yeah when I fell off at the roundabout. Thats a bit like the guy who followed an old biker down the road. At each red traffic light the biker came to a stop and fell over. After 3 lights the chap following decided to ask the biker if he was alright. The biker replied " oh yeah, i'm fine, its just that after 30 years of riding I finally decided to take the side car off, but I just havent got used to it yet"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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