white fox Posted December 9, 2005 Report Share Posted December 9, 2005 A Welsh guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache." His girlfriend, laying in bed replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep." The man replies: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you." +++++++++ what do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post? a leisure center! what do you call two sheep tied to a lamp post? A night club! ++++++++++ An Aussie walks past his mate with a sheep under each arm. "Are you gonna shear those sheep Bruce" his mate asks. "No" says Bruce, "I'm gonna **** them both myself" ++++++++++ WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabber Wockey Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 A guy walks into a bar in the middle of nowhere in australia, everyone inside goes silent and just stares at the stranger, the chap walks calmley up to the barman and asks for a lager in a broad canadian accent, bar man says where ya from, man says canada, barman says what ya do in canada? chap says im a taxidermist, barman says whats a taxidermist, chap says i mount animals, barman says loudly IT'S ALRIGHT BOYS HE'S ONE OF US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 velcro gloves & hunter wellies now i know why the wellies have the straps :*) oh wheres Aled old friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 ***** LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenbears10 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 ROTFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 Newsflash!!!!!! Osama Bin Laden has just been arrested in Nth Yorkshire for ******** sheep. Apparently he did'nt know what all the fuss was about as he considered them to be HIS LAMS Ive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the *** and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Well wicked gonna have to try NOT lol :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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