pavman Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 A gent saves his money to go Bear Hunting in Canada, Obviously a novice on his first trip he makes a few mistakes and is creeping around the woods on open day when he come across a big bear behind a tree, all fired up by the prospect of bagging a beauty on the first day of the season he takes a pot only to graze the bear on the left flank who turns and runs him down in a rage, grabs him by the lapels and is just about to knock his block off when he notices the bloke is a novice due to his attire and equipment and feels a pang of guilt so spares his would be assailants life but warns him if he catches him shooting bear again he will bend him over and give him a right portion! Next day the bloke or though terrified has paid a lot of money for the trip and does not want to go home without a trophy to show his mates. He goes back in the woods and soon finds another bear some way off, full of excitement he shoots a bit wide and grazes the bear on the right flank, who again turns and runs him down in a rage, grabs him by the lapels and is just about to knock his block off when he notices the bloke is the same hunter as the day before and shouts I told you go home, you cant outwit the king of the woods, if you come back I am really gonna do your butt so hard you wont be able to sit for a month. The guy runs back to his lodge and lays low for a few days and is due to fly home when he decides to have one last try, out again in the woods excitement gets the better of him once more and he takes a long pot at a bear in the distance, again the bear runs him down, its that same bear who cant believe its the same silly hunter grabs him by the throat and says……………………………………..................wait for it.............................................................................. ....................................... YOUR NOT HERE FOR THE HUNTING ARE YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 13, 2005 Report Share Posted December 13, 2005 He should have had the suit on Pavman LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted December 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 LB I will get round to that one! pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Just because we have a deffinate lack of sheep over here...... NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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