bobt Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Three football fans were driving along when they spied a body in the undergrowth. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Spurs hat over one breast. The second guy, a Liverpool fan, placed his hat over the other breast. The Manchester United fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part. Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Spurs hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Liverpool hat and returned it. Then he picked up the Man United Fan hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the Man United fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?" The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Son, I can't figure this one out. Why is it that everytime I see one of these hats, its always on a ****?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 >News Flash Police have just found a dead body. They describe the man as a middle aged; grossly overweight; balding on top with the smallest ***** they have ever seen................ Please drop me a line.........so that I know you are alright.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 ***** at both of those posts LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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