pavman Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Two solders in a trench taking fire, defending a small village in the jungle, one says god I need a dump, his mate says don’t dump in here we got it all nice, I’ll give you cover fire you get in the next trench take your dump and whistle when you want cover fire to come back. Solder 1 is gone a long while, but at last calls for cover fire and makes his way back to join his mate, mate asks boy you where gone ages must have been some dump! Well says solder 1, I was gonna take a dump but met this beautiful chick, really young creamy skin all soft and sexy and just had to screw her, yea says his mate your kidding me, nope she was fantastic had her every way you can think of doggy the lot, WoW says his mate was she real pretty, I dunno says the solder she didn’t have a head ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .. .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Think of an animal that begins with that letter. .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animals name .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Almost there........ .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down. .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level. .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand. .......... .......... .......... Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name? .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... .......... Of course they **** in dont....... .......... .......... .......... Now smack yourself in the head, get a life, and quit playing stupid e-mail games! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 New years resolution to myself, get a life LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy dog Posted December 22, 2005 Report Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) Two prostitutes are arguing who's got the biggest fanny. So after an hour or so of arguing their pimp turns up to see how much they made. after he finds out they have made nothing because of their argument over who's got the biggest fanny he sets about to solve the problem. He go's to his car and returns with with a bucket of sand from the boot and tells each of the prozies to sit on the bucket and the one with the biggest hole mark win's. First prozie takes a seat on the bucket and when she gets up she has lefta circle in the sand 4" wide. Beat that you whore she snaps back at the other. No problem she replies and the second prozie takes a seat on the bucket and gets up to see no mark in the sand what so ever. Ah said the first prozie i win, you left no mark at all, the second prozie remarks back, SNIFF THE RIM BITCH. Edited December 22, 2005 by deputy dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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