Big Angus Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 A little boy and a little girl attend the same school and became friends. Every day, they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discover that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the forth and fifth grade, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, '' Hey, how come your're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'' She said ''I love it but i have to stop eating it'' ''Why?'' he asked. She pointed to her lap and said, ''Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'' ''Let me see'' he said. ''Ok'' and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, ''Thats right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'' He kept on eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, ''I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!'' She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his trousers for her. She said ''Oh no, its too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!!!!!!!!!! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 :( WF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lurcherboy Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 A really ugly woman walks into a nursing home accompanied by her two kids. An old geezer sitting in a wheelchair looks up and says. "Are they twins?" The woman is obviously surprised and says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you really think they look alike?" "No, I just can't believe you got laid twice!" LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 funny stuff, you must have lots of time on your hands :( flash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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