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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex.." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

 

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

 

all the best yis yp :/

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Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a

French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss

girl.

 

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is a the

sound of a loud slap.

 

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Frenchman has a bright red

hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

 

The old Greek lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in

the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

 

The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me

in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his

cheek.

 

The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the

dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

 

The American thinks: "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack

that Frenchman again."

 

Dave

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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex.." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

 

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

 

all the best yis yp :/

I would have gone for the supersex I hate soup :o

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