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A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.

He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, comin' right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot some ****, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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:) Talkin of ****... ;)

 

A bird once fell into a field because it was so wet and icy that its wings would'nt work due to ice formation on them.

 

Just as it was about to draw it's last breath a cow came along and **** on it.

 

Now given that **** is initially warm, it soon thawed out and began to rejoice it's second chance of life.

 

:P A fox then noticed it and ate it :/

 

:P The moral of this is that if you in the **** but happy... shut up :( :lol::P

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