BTMS Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress ! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and as John doesn't, he should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John then quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500". Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back." Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Sweet as! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 WICKED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slipster Posted February 23, 2006 Report Share Posted February 23, 2006 Love it :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bindi Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 That is just the COOLEST trick ever!! wicked, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted February 24, 2006 Report Share Posted February 24, 2006 Nice one :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted February 25, 2006 Report Share Posted February 25, 2006 Have to try that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.