Hodmedod.one Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Homer says," You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Homer replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Homer took the money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bindi Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 oh thats a classic, I am just about to send it to a blond bird!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodmedod.one Posted March 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 oh thats a classic, I am just about to send it to a blond bird!!!!! You are a brave man Bindi.... Would you prefer flowers or donations after she gets hold of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 ROFLMAO, im in stitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Sounds reasonable to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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