Browning GTS Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink like a fish, party your *** off, and screw anything that moves [maybe a little selective!] - you've only got a few years left, so why not?!? Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 Now thats an eye opener, cant think of a btter way to sum life up and the way it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 I'm doing it already. LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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