Lampwick Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Got a phone call Sunday morning from from my lamping buddy Malcolm the Stealth hippo. "Shippy you will never guess what happened last night" Well that night as I was going out (unusually) for a mates leaving do he decided to get a new best mate and check out a new permission. Thoughts running through my head included a massive bunny tally, fox count off the scale, shooting buddy divorce. No need to worry the stealth hippo shot nothing and walking back to the car stuck his foot in a bunny hole and broke it. Sorry to say I almost wet myself. Why? Because only two weeks ago I did the same only suffering a nasty sprain mind and he ****** himself for days! Also that will teach him to two time me! Poor old boy, I do actually feel sorry in a way! Downside is it looks like I'm going to be driving for the next six weeks, unless I get myself a new shooting chum? Any good looking tall women out there interested? Im used to shooting with big girls. Get well soon Malc Shippy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TaxiDriver Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) Got a phone call Sunday morning from from my lamping buddy Malcolm the Stealth hippo. "Shippy you will never guess what happened last night" Well that night as I was going out (unusually) for a mates leaving do he decided to get a new best mate and check out a new permission. Thoughts running through my head included a massive bunny tally, fox count off the scale, shooting buddy divorce. No need to worry the stealth hippo shot nothing and walking back to the car stuck his foot in a bunny hole and broke it. Sorry to say I almost wet myself. Why? Because only two weeks ago I did the same only suffering a nasty sprain mind and he £issed himself for days! Also that will teach him to two time me! Poor old boy, I do actually feel sorry in a way! Downside is it looks like I'm going to be driving for the next six weeks, unless I get myself a new shooting chum? Any good looking tall women out there interested? Im used to shooting with big girls. Get well soon Malc Shippy Thats terrible, :o Whereabouts in Suffolk ? Edited March 15, 2011 by TaxiDriver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lampwick Posted March 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Thats terrible, :o Whereabouts in Suffolk ? West Suffolk just North of BSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lampwick Posted March 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Thats terrible, :o Whereabouts in Suffolk ? West Suffolk just North of BSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste12b Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 How about this one, good at camo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss.tony Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 opps bet that hurt you have to get some pics on here for lads to laugh at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycamorebirds Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Got a phone call Sunday morning from from my lamping buddy Malcolm the Stealth hippo. "Shippy you will never guess what happened last night" Well that night as I was going out (unusually) for a mates leaving do he decided to get a new best mate and check out a new permission. Thoughts running through my head included a massive bunny tally, fox count off the scale, shooting buddy divorce. No need to worry the stealth hippo shot nothing and walking back to the car stuck his foot in a bunny hole and broke it. Sorry to say I almost wet myself. Why? Because only two weeks ago I did the same only suffering a nasty sprain mind and he ****** himself for days! Also that will teach him to two time me! Poor old boy, I do actually feel sorry in a way! Downside is it looks like I'm going to be driving for the next six weeks, unless I get myself a new shooting chum? Any good looking tall women out there interested? Im used to shooting with big girls. Get well soon Malc Shippy Shippy you're a bast**d. i only done it cos i'm sick of you using my car and shooting bits off it. when we out next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sycamorebirds Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 ok Guys and gals here it is , the picture shippy wanted to post. I am going to change my user name to WATERSHIP CLOWN!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted March 22, 2011 Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 (edited) Great bit of banter chaps I was lucky last week, jumped out the back of the pickup (L200 so quite high) while lamping, straight into a bleeding hole the farmer had dug to stick a new gate post in! bloody smarted the following day! And my mate who was driving was wetting His cack's with laughter Get better soon matey Edited March 22, 2011 by Devon Fox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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