SNAKEBITE Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 A man walks into a pub and buys a pint of whitbread, he turns round and sits with his friends at a table. A few minutes later a rather butch black lady walks up to the table and farts in the the mans pint then walks off. The man is surprised but lets it pass. A few minutes later the same lady walks up and bbbbbbrrrrrrpppp lets one go in his pint again. The man who is a bit angry now stands up and says to the lady "You farting in my Whitbread?" the lady replies "No I'm Tessa Sanderson, people are always getting us mixed up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 5/10 MUST TRY HARDER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Isn't it true that Fatima Whitbread failed a drugs test for having half a pound of crack in her shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 A man walks into a pub and buys a pint of whitbread, he turns round and sits with his friends at a table. A few minutes later a rather butch black lady walks up to the table and farts in the the mans pint then walks off. The man is surprised but lets it pass. A few minutes later the same lady walks up and bbbbbbrrrrrrpppp lets one go in his pint again. The man who is a bit angry now stands up and says to the lady "You farting in my Whitbread?" the lady replies "No I'm Tessa Sanderson, people are always getting us mixed up". That has got to be the WORST ever joke. Can you beat it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadSpringer Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Sorry chaps thought twice about the post!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 That has got to be the WORST ever joke. Can you beat it ? Don't tempt me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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