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woman goes to tattoo parlour

 

"you do custom work" she asks

 

"why of course" was the reply

 

"well i would like Brad Pitt on my left inner thigh

and Robbie Williams on my right inner thigh"

 

after three hours of hard graft the tattooist finishes, and the lady in question examines the artwork

 

"looks nothing like em" she exclaims

 

"yes they do and i can prove it" yells the tattooist

 

and he runs out into the street and grabs the first guy he meets and drags him into the parlour

 

"well what do you think?" asks the woman as she opens her legs "do you recognise these men?"

 

the guy studies the tattoos for a while then says

 

"i'm not sure about the ones on either side but isn't the one in the middle Tony Blair"

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