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A woman decides to test out the theory as to whether her 3 sons-in-law actually care for her:

 

Going for a stroll along a river bank with son-in-law 1 she lets herself slip into the river and pretends to drown.

Without any hesitation son-in-law 1 jumps straight in and saves her.

The next morning son-in-law 1 wakes to find a new £7k peugot 106 on his drive and on the screen are the words

"Thank you son, from your ever loving Mother-in-law."

 

 

The woman then takes a walk along the same river bank with son-in-law 2 and lets herself fall in and pretends to drown.

Without any hesitation son-in-law 2 jumps straight in and saves her.

The next morning son-in-law 1 wakes to find a new £7k peugot 106 on his drive and on the screen are the words

"Thank you son, from your ever loving Mother-in-law."

 

The woman then takes a walk along the same river bank with the last and final son-in-law and lets herself fall in and pretends to drown. As she slowly sinks down the 3rd son-in-law thinks to himself

 

"this cow really needs to go"

 

and walks on without looking back.

 

The next morning son-in-law 3 wakes to find a brand spanking new £400k Porsche Carrera GT on his drive and on the screen are the words:

 

"Thanks pal, from your Father-in-law."

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