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I have no doubt we will be listening to the illegal rave that takes place every year on the same day and in the same place half a mile from us, that every year catches the police and council by suprise even when you ring them a few weeks before and remind them it is likely to be happening.

It will go on until the following lunchtime and apart from a few helicopters hovering 6 foot off our roof all night nothing will be done to stop it. Most of the revellers will want to want to spend the next day puking on the road or banging on the door demanding drinks of water.

We will spend the following week picking **** out of the our hedges, mending broken fences, towing abandoned stolen cars out of gateways and reading statements in the local paper from the chief constable congratulating his chaps on a successful operation.

 

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I have no doubt we will be listening to the illegal rave that takes place every year on the same day and in the same place half a mile from us, that every year catches the police and council by suprise even when you ring them a few weeks before and remind them it is likely to be happening.

It will go on until the following lunchtime and apart from a few helicopters hovering 6 foot off our roof all night nothing will be done to stop it. Most of the revellers will want to want to spend the next day puking on the road or banging on the door demanding drinks of water.

We will spend the following week picking **** out of the our hedges, mending broken fences, towing abandoned stolen cars out of gateways and reading statements in the local paper from the chief constable congratulating his chaps on a successful operation.

 

:angry:

 

Sounds awesome, where do we get tickets :lol:

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I have no doubt we will be listening to the illegal rave that takes place every year on the same day and in the same place half a mile from us, Most of the revellers will want to spend the next day puking on the road or banging on the door demanding drinks of water.

We will spend the following week picking **** out of the our hedges, mending broken fences, towing abandoned stolen cars out of gateways and reading statements in the local paper from the chief constable congratulating his chaps on a successful operation.

 

:angry:

pee in the water mate, or wipe your bellend around the rim of the glass first :good:

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