Pedro Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I don't understand. After our last child was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up the beer. I wasn't a big drinker, maybe a few pints with my mates at the weekend. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included £45 for makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!" She said, "I buy that makeup, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "**** off, that's what the beer was for!" P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 And the drink works out a DAMN site cheaper than the makeup Even cheaper again cut a pic of Jessica Alba out of a Magazine put a few holes in the sides and run an elastic band through and make a face mask Bobs your uncle if you get bored with Jessican just cut another out and start again LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 (edited) . Edited September 3, 2009 by JohnGalway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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