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Lord Geordie

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  • Birthday 11/03/1971

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    Newcastle upon tyne
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    Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Hiking, Motorcycling, Country Pursuits!

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  1. A composed pair then bosher! Composed of recycled Russian tanks and wood from the Tunguska meteor aftermath! They will dig these up in 2000 years and they will still fire
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    For single men

    But did harpic get the oil out of your jeans? Or are they now pink? 😄
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    Foxes getting brave

    Let Gina miller know the foxes were responsible for brexit! She will soon run them out of town for you 👍
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    I saw a pigeon in Wiltshire today...

    That’s good to know ☺️
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    Im not dead yet........

    And Wednesday a letter from the CSA telling him fat Sarah has had his child, and wanting child support! 😄
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    I saw a pigeon in Wiltshire today...

    There is one “or was” in Northumberland that was just P19 EON a few year back!
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    Grand solar minimum?

    We get a mini ice age every year! It’s called winter
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    Channel Migrants

    Sift through them and see if any have trades and skills that may be beneficial to the UK as a whole! Give them a hot meal, inform them of the protocols regarding “applying for entry” and stick them on the first channel tunnel express straight back to Paris! Those who are able to fulfil a role that we need workers for would get priority status on an application. THEN allow them in. Those that have no skills, let them gain skills in a “first safe country” before applying for entry. I couldn’t even visit the Ukraine without a visa, and that was bad enough to get! Had to drive 120 mike to Edinburgh to apply for that! But these people expect just to hop off a lorry, ferry, lilo, pop out of a mattress and expect entry? Pfft.
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    Local library here does printing for around 15p per page iirc. I bought a canon printer with the head built into the cartridges. I tried a few Epson ones for cheap inks, but it was false economy as the heads block if not used regular. The canon has never let me down. But in the past I had to print off letters a few times at the library. Or as mentioned previously, perhaps family or friends could help. Also a good chance to have a catch up
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    Xmas comes early ( great )

    Glad it’s all going well Mike! And hope your all having a great catch up.
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    Queens Speech

    At least this year wasn’t a horrible anus 🙄
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    Smart home

    Decent hifi, ditch the TV and dim the lights.
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    The joys of Christmas

    So you used the cello tape to gag her instead then?
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    Christmas Wishes

    Yes! A very merry Christmas to all.
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    Christmas Greed

    Similar happened to me in Tesco a few years back. I was waiting patiently for the lass reducing the king prawns. There was an awful lot. I waited for her as not to annoy her or fluster her! The moment she put the last pack in the tray, I kid you not! A Chinese woman picked up the tray and poured the whole lot in her trolley! I was gobsmacked, and the poor lass said to me “if you want I will get you a pack back from her!” I just said rather loudly “it’s fine, I hope she chokes on them! Then another customer said she is renowned for it.