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How about crapping on the dance floor? A few mates I worked with would go to the local disc, stand around and guard one of their number, who deposited a walnut whip on the floor before they dispersed to await results. Builders eh??

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I like to light mine but only to impress the kids :D

 

LB

 

LB you sure you dont get anything out of it :yp: ??????

 

 

Hi Pavman

at least it saves LB shaveing the hairs from his **** :D:D:D:D:D:D :yp: :lol:

 

you just cant imagine how disturbing an image that must be, ;)

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I like to light mine but only to impress the kids :D

 

LB

 

LB you sure you dont get anything out of it :D:D:D

 

 

Hi Pavman

at least it saves LB shaveing the hairs from his **** :D:D:D:D:D:P??????

 

Ouch!

 

I was gonna say I can think of better ways to do that, but then I thought, why the bloody hell do you wanna be shaving ya *** in the first place. :D;):D :yp: :lol: :yp:

 

:D

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I was gonna say I can think of better ways to do that, but then I thought, why the bloody hell do you wanna be shaving ya *** in the first place. :D???:D :yp: :lol: :yp:

 

;)

 

maybe if you wear a Kilt? Highlander do you shave your neather regions ???

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I was gonna say I can think of better ways to do that, but then I thought, why the bloody hell do you wanna be shaving ya *** in the first place. :D???:D :yp: :lol: :yp:

 

;)

 

maybe if you wear a Kilt? Highlander do you shave your neather regions ???

 

Of course he wouldn't. That really take the biscuit. Too close to his ginger nuts! :D

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The wife definately thinks hers are funnier than mine :yp: But neither of us think that the dog's are funny at all :lol: :yp:

 

Ft

 

One the one of the dog dropping one, if he's aseelp and just sighs then you know he's dropped one ??? .

 

If he does a noisey one he will whip round and look at his **** to see where the noise came from ;) . |Has me and the Missus in tears either way with the smell or laffing :D .

 

Plus hes graet as an excuse as he normaly lies at my feet while watching telly so I can drop one and blame him. ???

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