SNAKEBITE Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 What have Arsenal and Heather Mills got in common? No matter how hard they wish they will never have a second leg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 (edited) . Edited September 4, 2009 by JohnGalway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flytie Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 What have Arsenal and Heather Mills got in common? No matter how hard they wish they will never have a second leg! This reminds me of the Peter Cook and Dudley Moore Tarzan audition sketch, "while I have nothing agaist your right leg, neither it appears, do you"! Ft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dunkield Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 As there is spate of these going round, here is one I just got sent. Did you hear about the south african miner? He lost his leg in a mining accident and he says to his mate, "Thats it I'm shafted now" His mate says "why?" he says "Its no good who on earth is going to want a one legged gold digger?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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