trakker01 Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 this is not a gay ad, or anything near. ..maybe a dream to some, now these are the conditions 1. be over 25 yrs 2. own & posses at least, shotty or rimmy 3. be able to go out 1.2.maybe 3 times + a week, regular 4. live on the route A658 / A61 or close. 5. have transport, to reach me , at leeds/bradford. 6. at least 5 years experience of hunting /pest control 7. love a beer or 3 after a shoot. 8. BE FIT......& enjoy a walk! i have at min 2000 acres of shoot rights, im looking for a reliable guy(S) to assist on pest control & enjoy a shoot..eves / weekends / winter days i am 40yrs ,& never shoot alone..due to falls/accidents & just in case, if you willing to assist on some fine land & able to sweet talk the missus..regular THANKS FOR THE RESPONCES CHAPS........ FULL UP FOR NOW........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markbivvy Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 i meet all your requirements bar 1. but there are a couple of lads on here who meet all you ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 15, 2006 Report Share Posted June 15, 2006 Why not try www.adultfriendfinder.com mate? No offence intended tracker, shame i wasn't closer to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Hey m8 if your are looking in those dodgy ads you should read this; The real meaning behind the abbreviations in personal ads - THE WOMEN: 40-ish.................48/49 Adventurer.............Has had more partners than you ever will Athletic...............Flat chested Average looking........Ugly Beautiful..............Pathological liar Contagious Smile.......Bring your penicillin Educated...............College dropout Emotionally Secure.... Medicated Feminist...............Fat; ball buster Free spirit............Substance abuser Friendship first.......Trying to live down reputation as slut Fun....................Annoying Gentle.................Comatose Good Listener..........Borderline autistic New Age................All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned..........Lights out, missionary position only Open-minded............Desperate Outgoing...............Loud Passionate.............Loud Poet...................Depressive schizophrenic Professional...........Real witch Redhead................Shops the Clairol section Reubenesque.............Grossly Fat Romantic...............Looks better by candle light Voluptuous.............Very fat Wants Soul mate........ One step away from stalking Widow................. Nagged first husband to death Young at heart........ Toothless crone THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST: 40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.............. Sits on the couch and watches Sky Sport Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, back Educated.............. Will always treat you like an idiot Free Spirit........... Sleeps with your sister Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nudity Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.......... Arrogant Honest................ Pathological liar Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear Like to cuddle........ Insecure, overly dependent Mature.................Until you get to know him Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested Physically fit........ Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself Poet.................. Has written on a bathroom stall Spiritual............. Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday Stable................ Occasional stalker, but never arrested Thoughtful. .......... Says Please when demanding a beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 this is not a gay ad, or anything near. ..a dream to some, now these are the conditions 1. be over 25 yrs ( in west yorkshire) 2. own & posses at least, shotty or rimmy 3. be able to go out 1.2.maybe 3 times + a week, regular 4.live on the route A658 / A61 or close. 5. have transport 6. at least 5 years experience of hunting /pest control 7. love a beer or 3 after a shoot. i have at min 2000 acres of shoot rights, im looking for a reliable guy(S) to assist on pest control & enjoy a shoot..eves / weekends / winter days i am 40yrs ,& never shoot alone..due to falls/accidents & just in case, if you willing to assist on some fine land & able to sweet talk the missus..regular mail me... No need to sweet talk her, she's a better shot than I am. Count us both in. By the way, maybe you should add Insured to your list Mail sent Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted June 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 highlander , thanks for the quotes, i bet my last £ most are true too........ dave k ., mail sent to you & YES IF YOU ARE BASC INSURED THE BETTER.......thanks for all responces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 There's the Freudian slip lads. He wants ponces! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted June 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 There's the Freudian slip lads. He wants ponces! HUH??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 There's the Freudian slip lads. He wants ponces! HUH??? Responses rather than ResPONCES P03 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wakey Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 1. be over 25 yrs ( in west yorkshire) 2. own & posses at least, shotty or rimmy 3. be able to go out 1.2.maybe 3 times + a week, regular 4.live on the route A658 / A61 or close. 5. have transport 6. at least 5 years experience of hunting /pest control mail sent andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted June 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 cheers guys,....some good shooter out there...... andy you have mail..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Out last night with Mr Trakker chap. Top bloke, top bit of land . Highly recommended for anyone that wants to get fit. :blink: Thanks for a super evening out Ray. And as a bonus, the beer went down really well afterwards. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 WAKEY, Are you seeing many rabbits over your side of town? They seem to have gone on holiday round Normanton and Hemsworth areas. :blink: dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted June 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Out last night with Mr Trakker chap. Top bloke, top bit of land . Highly recommended for anyone that wants to get fit. :blink: Thanks for a super evening out Ray. And as a bonus, the beer went down really well afterwards. Dave cheers dave , yup ,a great eve out & tasty suds after,mmmm...did ya sleep well ?? enjoy the meat.. regards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Out last night with Mr Trakker chap. Top bloke, top bit of land . Highly recommended for anyone that wants to get fit. :blink: Thanks for a super evening out Ray. And as a bonus, the beer went down really well afterwards. Dave cheers dave , yup ,a great eve out & tasty suds after,mmmm...did ya sleep well ?? enjoy the meat.. regards Slept well and lost 3lbs. I'm down to 15st 6lbs and dropping. :unsure: Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Out last night with Mr Trakker chap. Top bloke, top bit of land . Highly recommended for anyone that wants to get fit. Thanks for a super evening out Ray. And as a bonus, the beer went down really well afterwards. Dave cheers dave , yup ,a great eve out & tasty suds after,mmmm...did ya sleep well ?? enjoy the meat.. regards Slept well and lost 3lbs. I'm down to 15st 6lbs and dropping. Dave ya a good un, dave...... lmao.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Been out with Tracker tonight. Superb permission, land that most shooters would give there right arm for, a realy nice bloke, down to earth and good conversation. Thanks mate its been a true pleasure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted June 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 any time bertie, the land owner called me this am, wants the other half bashing!!! we only looked over 50%, another day ,eh !! we'll rid some crows/rooks... etc.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm free all next week mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm free all next week mate! I could do with losing some more weight if you need to blitz it Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm free all next week mate! I could do with losing some more weight if you need to blitz it Dave Me too i've got 3 stones on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm free all next week mate! I could do with losing some more weight if you need to blitz it Dave Me too i've got 3 stones on you! Fat Boy !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm free all next week mate! I could do with losing some more weight if you need to blitz it Dave Me too i've got 3 stones on you! Fat Boy !! I'm not the one thats complaining about all the walking! Might be fat but i'm fit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm free all next week mate! I could do with losing some more weight if you need to blitz it Dave Me too i've got 3 stones on you! Fat Boy !! I'm not the one thats complaining about all the walking! Might be fat but i'm fit! :( :( Ray could actually make money at this. RAY'S FAT CLUB. Open weekdays and weekends. Membership free but FAC/SGC needed. Ability to hit what you shoot at a bonus but not essential. Then he could write a book and be rich and famous. YOU LISTENING RAY?? Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertie Posted June 22, 2006 Report Share Posted June 22, 2006 Don't realy see Ray as Margarie Doors! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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