dazza Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 >Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue >needed someone to identify the body. > >His two best friends, Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. >Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. >Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician >rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy". > >The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in >to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt >real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked >down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy". > >The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" > >Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two *********." > >"What, he had two *********" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he >had two *********. Every time we went into town, folks would say, "Here >comes Paddy with them two *********...." > >********************************* > >Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. >Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to put 5 people >in a Quattro, Quattro means four". > >"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts >disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five >persons." > >You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You >have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law. > >"The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I >want to speak to someone with more intelligence!" > >"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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