darebear Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids, to get a little boost in his PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 3 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually , I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Fan-bloody-tastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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