darebear Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 A rich lady from California who's a tree hugger and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I'm sorry, they all turned me down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 Being a Forestry Technician I find that very funny NTTF Darebare have you got your broom permit yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted August 16, 2006 Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 ***** LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2006 nttf - not until i've completed my final year at hogwarts. lb - better not be laughing at nttf else i'll turn you into a toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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