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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around

>the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small

>sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent

>say,

>"You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

>

>So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I ave some

>special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at

>sex."

>

>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what

>the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the

>Sex God that he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you

>a sex freak?"

>

>The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."

>

>Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in

>and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this

>wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink

>of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table,

>yanked

>down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the

>Jamaican's thighs.

>

>The Jamaican began screaming: "You got dem on de wrong feet"!

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