Dead-Eyed Duck Posted September 8, 2006 Report Share Posted September 8, 2006 Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but before he could accept, Sandy had to confess of her childhood illness. She told Jim that she had suffered a disease that left her breasts permanently the size of a 10 year old. Tenderly Jim said that this was OK because he loved her soo-oo much. However, he felt that this was also the time for him to admit that he also had an embarrasing deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said ... "I too have a problem. My willy is the size as an infant. I do hope that you can deal with this once we are married?". Sandy was certainly surprised at this, but lovingly said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size willy". So, Sandy and Jim got married and Jim whisked Sandy off to their honeymoon hotel. They immediately started touching, teasing and holding one another. But as soon as Sandy put her hands in Jims pants she screamed and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said - "You told me your willy was the size of an infant!". "Yes it is....................... 7 pounds 3 ounces, and 16" long!!". Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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