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quick...beer before it starts!


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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

 

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

 

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

 

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

 

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

 

"That's it!" She blows her top "You meanie! You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??"

 

The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started." :drool::D

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