trakker01 Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top "You meanie! You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long??" The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussex lad Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Goto to try that one at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pike Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Tried it - should be able to type with both fingers again by tomorrow!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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