kirky640 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Male or female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their **** SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying cheers kirky -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 classic :look: Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted October 19, 2006 Report Share Posted October 19, 2006 Nice one Kirky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted October 20, 2006 Report Share Posted October 20, 2006 oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Axe Posted October 23, 2006 Report Share Posted October 23, 2006 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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