pin Posted November 25, 2006 Report Share Posted November 25, 2006 A rabbit walks into a bar, takes a seat up at the counter. "Pint and a cheese and onion toastie please". The bar is deserted, the pint the landlord serves is the fourth all night, and two of the others have been for himself. If trade doesn't pick up he might have to close the pub. The rabbit finishes his toastie, sups off his pint and leaves. The landlord is flabbergasted but happy of the custom, he wonders if he will see the rabbit again. Next night the rabbit comes in again, "pint and a cheese and onion toastie please". The landlord serves the pint and passes over the plate with the toastie on it. The rabbit finishes the toastie and sups his pint, then leaves. This carries on for the next few nights. The landord starts to pass the word and soon people start coming to the bar to witness this amazing sight. Soon the bar is packed with the landlord doing a brisk trade on the back of his amazing new punter. Every night its the same, rabbit comes in, orders a pint and a cheese and onion toastie, eats it sups his pint off and leaves. Becoming somewhat of a celebrity the rabbit features on posters outside the pub, the landlord is making a small fortune and all looks rosy. One night some months down the road the rabbit comes in as normal, he is met by gasps from the assembled punters as he asks for his pint and cheese and onion toastie. "sorry we don't have any onion tonight, I can do you a cheese and ham toastie, will that do?" "will I like it?" Asks the rabbit "Well, its good ham and the same cheese you normally have, I am sure you will" Replies the barman. Unsure and somewhat nervous, and under some considerable pressure from his fans in the bar he reluctantly agrees. He scofs it down, sups his pint and leaves. The next night the rabbit doesn't come in. Same the night after. The weeks pass and the trade drops off again, until 3 months later the bar is deserted. The landlord is facing ruin, he can't stop wondering what happened to the rabbit. One evening a ghostly form of a rabbit floats in through the door and up to the bar. The landlord is terrified but he recognises the rabbit as his wonder customer. "Where the hell have you been, you've nearly ruined me, where have you been!" "I died" Replies the rabbit. "DIED, christ, how did that happen?" asks the landorld Wait for it Wait for it "MixinMaToasties" Replies the rabbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 ~ shakes head and walks off ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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darebear Posted November 26, 2006 Report Share Posted November 26, 2006 ermmm...... and who are you referring to as stupid hmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 ermmm...... and who are you referring to as stupid hmmm? The post above if the cap fits ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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