Crow_Misser Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Excellent joke mate, that was ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted November 25, 2003 Report Share Posted November 25, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elma Fud Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Yeh... but did he enter...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelhunter Posted November 26, 2003 Report Share Posted November 26, 2003 Yeh... but did he enter...... Well that depends on whether your talking about the pearly gates or Carol.....(one too far do you think :*) ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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