new to the flock Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 >These changing times > > > > > Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. >1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his >car and gets his to show Jack. >2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and >never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized >students and teachers. > >++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. >1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up >best >friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. >2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge >them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. > >+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. >1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Gets >a >second paddling when he gets home. Learns to sit still in class. >2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets >extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. > >++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > > >Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a >whipping. >1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, >and becomes a successful businessman. >2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster >care >and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she >remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom >has >affair with psychologist. > >+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to >school. >1973 - Mark feels better by mid-morning and has a productive day at school. >Keeps medicine in desk for future use. >2006 - Police called. Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car >searched for drugs and weapons. > >+++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant. >1973 - Five High School Boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a >special school for expectant mothers. >2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the >ACLU. Mary is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without >her >parents' consent or knowledge. Mary given condoms and told to be more >careful next time. > >+++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > > Scenario: Pedro fails high school English. >1973: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college. >2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper >articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a >requirement >for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state >school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core >curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a >living >because he can't speak English. > >+++++++++++++++++++++ > > Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, >puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed. >1973 - Ants die. >2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic >terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers >confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed >to fly again. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Funny as........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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