Vermin Dropper Posted December 3, 2003 Report Share Posted December 3, 2003 Paul McArtney has bought his wife Heather a new leg for Xmas. It's not her main present, Just a stocking filler! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 A New Twist on an Old Tradition One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the usual ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Needless to say Santa wasn't in the best mood. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa went to the door expecting another problem. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree there just to cheer Santa up. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful big Christmas tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelhunter Posted December 4, 2003 Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 Thats a gud 'un :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermin Dropper Posted December 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2003 Ho Ho Ho! Santa comes but once a year.... ....But when he does, He fills your stockings! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 :yp: ha ha santa is a legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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