Dead-Eyed Duck Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her round his appartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, sweet, cuddly teddy bears, carefully arranged in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken great care to lovingly arrange them, and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organising the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf; medium sized bears on the middle shelf, and beautiful enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a collection of teddy bears, but she doesn't mention this to him and is actually impressed by this sensitive side of him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking, and after a while she finds herself thinking "Oh my God, maybe this guy is The One! Maybe he could be the future father of my children". She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds. They continue to kiss. The passion builds and he romantically lifts her into his arms and carries her to the bedroom, where they rip off each others clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion than she has ever known before, with more creativity and heat than she knew possible. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy they are lying together in the afterglow. She gently rolls over, carresses his chest and asks coyly "Well, how was it?". The guy smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes and says.... .... .... "Help yourself to any bear from the middle shelf". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted December 24, 2006 Report Share Posted December 24, 2006 this one we like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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darebear Posted December 27, 2006 Report Share Posted December 27, 2006 lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i loved that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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