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What are the four worst things about being an egg?

1. You only get hard once

2. You only get laid once

3. You only get eaten once

4. And the only one who sits on your face is your mother

love it funny as gona text it to me friends lol

 

cheers mate hope the 4x4 is going well ??

 

kirky

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What are the four worst things about being an egg?

1. You only get hard once

2. You only get laid once

3. You only get eaten once

4. And the only one who sits on your face is your mother

love it funny as gona text it to me friends lol

 

cheers mate hope the 4x4 is going well ??

 

kirky

 

Yeah its going sweet as a nut so far - certainly helps when you can actually drive onto your permissions :lol::lol: Also found out is has had a lift of at leat 2" so gonna try some proper off roading at some point :)

 

Am going to inverness in it at easter so see how it fairs up there :lol:

 

 

did vera tell you that one :lol::lol:

 

No I heard it off Jack in the bookies :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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