Nildes Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Did I read that sign right? TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundrette: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Very good indeed, I thought this one was good. Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Very good indeed, I thought this one was good. Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted February 27, 2007 Report Share Posted February 27, 2007 Golfers, please do not wash your balls in the sink! I hope you can run across this field in 12 seconds because the bull can do it in 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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