Vulcha Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. One of the guests asked, "What's that big brass gong?" "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yep," replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You moron, it's ten past three in the morning! :unsure: :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloter Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 :unsure: :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 :o :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Posted February 28, 2007 Report Share Posted February 28, 2007 very good :o :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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