Hodmedod.one Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair turned on the TV and shouted to his wife. "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts". She was a little puzzled, but brought him his beer. As soon as he had finished it he shouted "Quick, bring me another beer, it's gonna start". This time she was a little angry, but still brought him his beer. When it was gone he said "Quick, get me another beer before it starts". "That's it" she shouted, blowing her top. "You *******, you waltz in here, you flop your fat *** down, you don't even say hello to me and then you expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer". "Don't you realise that I cook, clean, wash and iron for you all day long?" The husband looks down at his empty beer bottle, sighs and says "Oh ****, it's started!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 NICE ONE MATE :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair turned on the TV and shouted to his wife."Quick, bring me a beer before it starts". She was a little puzzled, but brought him his beer. As soon as he had finished it he shouted "Quick, bring me another beer, it's gonna start". This time she was a little angry, but still brought him his beer. When it was gone he said "Quick, get me another beer before it starts". "That's it" she shouted, blowing her top. "You *******, you waltz in here, you flop your fat *** down, you don't even say hello to me and then you expect me to run around like your slave getting you beer after beer". "Don't you realise that I cook, clean, wash and iron for you all day long?" The husband looks down at his empty beer bottle, sighs and says "Oh ****, it's started!" Good start to the day, Well done. :unsure: D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Had a feeling where that was heading Good one :unsure: LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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