kirky640 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 > Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio: > > Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male > astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: > "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only > come > in his shorts." > > Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny > Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes > to > use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself." > > Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen > Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets." > > Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World > Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet > he > wished he had a hard on now." > > Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on > This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in > bed > last night." > > 'Winning Post's' Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's > formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes > what > he sees." > > Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well > Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg." > > Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire > match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands > he just tossed it off." > > Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: > "There's > nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." > > James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: > "What > does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?" > > Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better > today > after a 69." > > The new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath > away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection." > > Willie Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big > race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night > about > coming from different positions." > > Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live > said: You'd eat beaver if you could get it." > > A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have > snowed > and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that > eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to > leave > the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so > much! > > USPGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is > playing > so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls > and > kisses them. Oh my god! What have I just said?!" > > Metro Radio - "Julian ***** is everywhere. It's like they've got > eleven > ***** on the field." > > Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't > that > nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the > Oxford crew." > > Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. > I > once rode her mother." > > New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl > Gibson comes inside of him." > > Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from > Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" > > > > > Please Give Blood - http://www.scotblood.co.uk > >cheers kirky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Its Deja Vu, all over again. :( http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/ind...showtopic=30010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kip270 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 It's OK kirky is stuck in time warp :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirky640 Posted March 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 oops sorry guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Was Kirky doing a stretch of bird at the time of the original post? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted March 11, 2007 Report Share Posted March 11, 2007 More like community service what with the new care in the community orders LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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