new to the flock Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 >As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she > >found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her >sister's, > >which were a bit on the small side. When the day's festivities were >finally >over, Charles and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the > >Queen's and Prince Phillip's. > >As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on >the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are >killing >me." The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with >vigor, but > it was stuck fast. "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!" >I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody tight!" >"Come on! Give it all you've got!" screamed Camilla. There was a big groan >from the Prince, and then Camilla >exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that >feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!" > >In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said, >'See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin." > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 I believe there is an additional line in that joke that goes something like this: Liz and Phil suddenly hear Camilla groaning, "Oh Charles, please try the other one". Charles then shouts, "Darling, this one's even tighter!". Back in his bedroom, Philip turns to Liz and says: "that's my boy - once a Navy man, always a Navy man.....". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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