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jimdfish
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saw farmer at weekend. Asked for more land on existing permission.

Farmer said No. Downer.

Then farmer says i can have land two miles away, only twenty five acres but stuffed with everything.

Upper.

Plans to go out yesterday and on way trashed car.

Downer.

No more uppers!!

If anyone wants to give me some free stuff to restore the balance please email me. Please dont offer rubbish as I am feeling fragile. Must be tipper topper grade a1 stuff whatever it is. My yin is out of balance with my yan so I am reaching out for you all to offer me stuff that is not Tat.

Jim

P.S Castoffs are fine as long as they are in very good nick

P.P.S all beer is good. Even DAB beer that is bad spelt backwards

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