Jonnyni Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH !! Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful Do what you want = You'll pay for this later I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?? I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Nice dress = Nice cleavage! I love you = Let's have sex now I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamebag Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 oh feth thats sooooooooooooooooooooo true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdev Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 VERY FUNNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted February 3, 2004 Report Share Posted February 3, 2004 LMAO !!!! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes LOL thats great lol .... used it a few times lmao !!!! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted February 4, 2004 Report Share Posted February 4, 2004 Very true I'm bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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