Joke

[lurcherboy]

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.

She put an ad in the local paper that read:

 

HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST

NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS

PLEASE

APPLY IN PERSON.

 

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened

the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no

arms or legs.

 

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?

Just look at you...you have no legs!

 

The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

 

She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!" Again, the old man

smiled,"Therefore, I can never beat you!"

 

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed???"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "Rang the

doorbell,didn't I?"

 

 

 

LB taking no credit

[Markio]

Sorry LB, i think that one was done a few days ago.

[lurcherboy]

Sorry LB, i think that one was done a few days ago.

 

 

I will do better next time Markio

 

 

 

LB

[Guest rabo]

I DIDNT SEE IT BEFORE B)

[Vulcha]

B)

[dazza]

B)