new to the flock Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 The Newlyweds > > Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance > Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. > > She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her > breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. > > He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. > > However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and > admit that he had a deformity too. > > Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said...."I too have a problem. > > My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal > with that once we are married." > > She said, "Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your > infant size penis. > > "Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the > honeymoon. > > Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started > touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandy put her hands in >Herb's > pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! > > Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong. > > She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant!" > > Yes, it is.... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 LOL, very good. How about: I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 @ the pair of you idiots B) LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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