Friday Joke

[Browning GTS]

An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were

 

amazed by almost everything they saw,

 

but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and

 

slide back together again.

 

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

 

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have

 

never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."

 

While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old

 

lady in a wheelchair rolled her way up to

 

the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the

 

lady rolled between them into a small chamber. The walls closed, and

 

the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the

 

walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until the last

 

number was reached; then the numbers began to light in reverse

 

order.

 

Finally the walls opened again, and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde

 

stepped out.

 

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to

 

his son . . . "Go get your mother."!!

[LEFTY478]

:o

[decroyffe]

nice one

[dazza]

[Rascal]

very good ....