Hodmedod.one Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 A woman came home to find her husband stalking the kitchen with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Killed any yet?" "Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 5, 2007 Report Share Posted July 5, 2007 A woman came home to find her husband stalking the kitchen with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Killed any yet?" "Yep, 3 males and 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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