death from below Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 Teacher to her class........what does your dad do at the weekends? when it gets to Little Johnnys' turn he states," My dads a dancer in a gay bar & sometimes he bends over for extras if the price is right." A little shocked the teacher pulls johnny aside and asks" is that true, your dad does that in a Gay bar." No not really replies Johnny. "The truth is Miss, he's a Special constable but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the class." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 10, 2007 Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 teacher asks the kids in the class if they know how people go to heaven when they die, a Sihk kid says they go headfirst miss , thats why we sihks have a topnot so God can grab it and pull us up to heaven, a white child says no they dont, they go feet first miss,What makes you think that? asks the teacher,.....Well miss Last night I heard my mum crying out loudly when she was in bed,..so I opened her bedroom door and there she was miss,she had got her legs pointed up at the ceiling miss, and she was screaming....Oh God, please help me im,e coming.!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted July 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 teacher asks the kids in the class if they know how people go to heaven when they die, a Sihk kid says they go headfirst miss , thats why we sihks have a topnot so God can grab it and pull us up to heaven, a white child says no they dont, they go feet first miss,What makes you think that? asks the teacher,.....Well miss Last night I heard my mum crying out loudly when she was in bed,..so I opened her bedroom door and there she was miss,she had got her legs pointed up at the ceiling miss, and she was screaming....Oh God, please help me im,e coming.!! I think we should do the world a favour and shoot each other :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 teacher asks the kids in the class if they know how people go to heaven when they die, a Sihk kid says they go headfirst miss , thats why we sihks have a topnot so God can grab it and pull us up to heaven, a white child says no they dont, they go feet first miss,What makes you think that? asks the teacher,.....Well miss Last night I heard my mum crying out loudly when she was in bed,..so I opened her bedroom door and there she was miss,she had got her legs pointed up at the ceiling miss, and she was screaming....Oh God, please help me im,e coming.!! I think we should do the world a favour and shoot each other :blink: He Hee Hee DFB, the way Ime shooting it would take ages for me to get off a lucky shot! :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 I heard a clean 'joke' at the weekend, first time for everything - it helps if you have seen the advert... My mate test drove the Skoda off the TV advert the other day, but took it straight back to the garage as the brakes were spongy :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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